The Slayer Goes Unslayed
Text: Sam | Photographer: Rob Hamilton
Most of the time I don’t understand girls. ..
...I don’t think majority of the male species does. Girls will often send me weird signals that I don’t know how to interpret and this eventually drives me to insanity. A delayed reply, a sarcastic comment…you know what they do. I once asked this girl out for dinner. I had everything planned and ran through everything I could think of in my head. A few hours before the date I sent her a text that read: “Are we still on for tonight?” I thought she must not have received the message, as I didn’t get a reply. As I left the house I made sure I looked the part: clean teeth… check, hair is done… check, shoes polished…check.
That night I sat alone in my best attire waiting for someone that didn’t turn up. I felt like one of those guys out of a Hollywood romance comedy.
I never heard from that girl again.
What’s my sad story got to do with this month’s temptress? We couldn’t get a hold of Jacinta after numerous phone calls and voice messages. She was more than likely busy doing other model stuff.
I ended up coming to the conclusion that if she can’t get back to “The Slayer” about this saucy photo shoot, she won’t be getting back to me about the time she stood me up at dinner…
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