Yulia

Photographer: Scott Bauer | Check Out: gypsea.com.au

We’ve got this month’s girl courtesy of West Oz surf photographer Scott Bauer. scott’s trying something a little different and getting into the wonderful world of women’s swimwear.

Scotty’s new venture is called “Gypsea” swimwear and he’s working in partnership and collaboration with Emma Brereton (wife of Hawaii’s Mikala Jones).

Says Scotty: “I just thought I’d try something different with my photography, so I hit up Emma to incorporate my imagery into her range of swimwear. It’s out in 2010/11 so get amongst it.”

The model? Her name’s Yulia and she’s from Russia. She’s gorgeous, but the Russian chick that tried to get Nugget in the sack many years ago was not as beautiful.

Nugget tells the story: “I was running a restaurant in London [Russell Square] many years ago and one of the staff was a Russian chick named Bulurga. She was a surly looking number. Dunno what her deal was either, but she’d never react to me except for when I was having a go at her for something. I think authority must have turned her on? Anyway… I rocked up to work one day and the buffet in the restaurant had fallen down and there was yoghurt, juice and shit all over the place. Bulurga was standing in it like it didn’t exist, so I gave her a bit of a rev up and told her to clean it up. She just walked toward me, grabbed my hand and led me to a nearby table where she ripped off the tablecloth cutlery and said: ‘Mark Luve On Tuble…’ I was like: ‘What? It’s six thirty in the morning.’ Old Bulurga was pretty intense. That joint was like Faulty Towers. I didn’t last long after that.”