Allina

Photographer: Rob Hamilton

My first few years of high school were filled with prepubescent nightmares. One in particular still haunts me today. I was going about my normal business around the schoolyard when I noticed this one young bird was on my trail. She wasn’t anything spectacular, but you’d probably still introduce her to your mates.

For a few weeks she was popping up in places I’d least expected- my science class, the art storeroom and she occasionally caught my bus. It was fucken weird. We never actually spoke but I’d always catch her staring. I got this strange vibe off her that she wanted to eat me or do other naughty shit.

I became really worried when I was at the supermarket and this girl’s head popped out behind the cereal boxes. She then pulled out her phone and snapped a picture. I don’t know what she was planning on doing with that photo; I was probably going to be her wallpaper or something. She was definitely a creep.

After several unanswered phone calls to the girl pictured, she was probably under the impression that I was stalking her. All I can tell you about this lass is her name is Allina. So if you’re reading this Allina, I’m not a creep. I promise.

The Slayer.